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Tom Brady Suffers Early Exit From NFL Playoffs, By Far The Worst Thing To Happen To Him In Past Year

January 18, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

“This year has been rocky. The one thing I live for—spending time with the only love of my life—has ended. But luckily there’s always next season,” said Brady. “This is my family we’re talking about, and it’s a true travesty that we couldn’t make it to the next round of this tournament. I feel divorced from reality.” … [Read more...] about Tom Brady Suffers Early Exit From NFL Playoffs, By Far The Worst Thing To Happen To Him In Past Year

Boston Area Landlord Admits Most Of $3000 Rent Goes Toward Maintaining Ornate Door Frames

January 12, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“Almost every property I own was built in 1910 and has these exact door and window frames, which aren’t cheap to upkeep!” said one Cambridge landlord, who bought 5 dilapidated triple deckers in 1989 for $20,000. “Sure, I pocket about $2,500 per month pure profit per rental, but the paint on these suckers isn’t free! And neither is hiring my cousin to take pictures of the … [Read more...] about Boston Area Landlord Admits Most Of $3000 Rent Goes Toward Maintaining Ornate Door Frames

‘I Go To School In Boston,’ Says Vague BU Student Who Wants Strangers From Hometown To Think They Go To Harvard

January 5, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

INDIANA—While home on winter break, Boston University freshman Allie Hayes couldn't wait to take a visit to her hometown coffee shop. “I go to school in Boston,” Allie said unprovoked to the barista, just loud enough to alert every other uninterested guest in the vicinity. Donning a Red Sox cap and an unbranded “Boston” sweatshirt under her jacket, Allie continued. “My … [Read more...] about ‘I Go To School In Boston,’ Says Vague BU Student Who Wants Strangers From Hometown To Think They Go To Harvard

Finally Free To Be Himself: Charlie Baker Attends Maura Healey’s Inauguration Wearing Lip Ring, Guyliner, Blink-182 Shirt

January 5, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“Massachusetts, get ready to meet the real Charlie!” yelled the former Governor, blaring “Adam’s Song” from a handheld speaker as he skateboarded away from the TD Garden celebration. “Good luck Governor Healey—I’ll miss yewwwwww (miss yewwwwww)!” … [Read more...] about Finally Free To Be Himself: Charlie Baker Attends Maura Healey’s Inauguration Wearing Lip Ring, Guyliner, Blink-182 Shirt

Man Suspects Only Reason He Was Invited Home For Christmas Is To Close Apps On Mom’s Phone

December 22, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder Leave a Comment

BEVERLY, MA—A Beverly Farms native got a rude awakening this Christmas when he realized the sole purpose of his family’s holiday invitation was so he could assist his mother with her phone. “Going home for the holidays used to be an every other year thing. But now that my parents struggle with new technology, they constantly want me to visit,” said Mark Brennan. … [Read more...] about Man Suspects Only Reason He Was Invited Home For Christmas Is To Close Apps On Mom’s Phone

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