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Suffolk University Brand Recognition Skyrockets After Renaming Themselves ‘Temu Emerson’

July 22, 2025 by Justin Avery Smith Leave a Comment

After decades of living in the shadow of its better-known neighbor Emerson College, Suffolk University is seeing record enrollment after fully embracing its status as the more affordable but  lower-quality offering by changing its name to “Temu Emerson”.  “We’re hoping that students of Temu Emerson, or Temuson for short, will no longer complain of being … [Read more...] about Suffolk University Brand Recognition Skyrockets After Renaming Themselves ‘Temu Emerson’

Celtics Trade Two NBA Champions For An Unopened Labubu

June 26, 2025 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Let’s hope they pull a secret one! … [Read more...] about Celtics Trade Two NBA Champions For An Unopened Labubu

Honoring A Legend: Eliot Tatelman’s Ponytail To Hang In Rafters Of Jordan’s Furniture Following Retirement

April 27, 2025 by Zack Borst Leave a Comment

In a well attended ceremony on Friday, Eliot Tatelman cut off his signature white and gray ponytail as staff dumped a cooler of gatorade onto him. Thousands of onlookers cheered between bites of blueberry muffins as the ponytail was slowly lifted into the rafters at the flagship Jordan’s Furniture Store in Avon. Replicas will soon be added to rafters at every location. … [Read more...] about Honoring A Legend: Eliot Tatelman’s Ponytail To Hang In Rafters Of Jordan’s Furniture Following Retirement

Red Sox Reveal Rafael Devers Has Been Using New Donut Shaped Bat

April 2, 2025 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

BOSTON — Red Sox research and development staff recently explained how the team’s cutting-edge bat technology has helped star designated hitter Rafael Devers achieve his historic 0-19 start to the season. “We were analyzing video from previous seasons, and a pattern became apparent,” said Connor McCann, the team’s principal engineer and tech lead. “We noticed that batted … [Read more...] about Red Sox Reveal Rafael Devers Has Been Using New Donut Shaped Bat

American Government Defends Constitution By Abducting Individuals Exercising First Amendment

March 28, 2025 by Brett McCabe Leave a Comment

Somerville, Mass. — The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has bravely declared that anyone caught exercising their constitutional rights is now an enemy of the United States. On Tuesday, March 26th, Rumeysa Ozturk, a Turkish doctoral student at Tufts University, was abducted by plainclothes U.S. Department of Homeland Security officers for engaging “in activities in … [Read more...] about American Government Defends Constitution By Abducting Individuals Exercising First Amendment

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