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Finally Free To Be Himself: Charlie Baker Attends Maura Healey’s Inauguration Wearing Lip Ring, Guyliner, Blink-182 Shirt

January 5, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“Massachusetts, get ready to meet the real Charlie!” yelled the former Governor, blaring “Adam’s Song” from a handheld speaker as he skateboarded away from the TD Garden celebration. “Good luck Governor Healey—I’ll miss yewwwwww (miss yewwwwww)!” … [Read more...] about Finally Free To Be Himself: Charlie Baker Attends Maura Healey’s Inauguration Wearing Lip Ring, Guyliner, Blink-182 Shirt

Man Suspects Only Reason He Was Invited Home For Christmas Is To Close Apps On Mom’s Phone

December 22, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder Leave a Comment

BEVERLY, MA—A Beverly Farms native got a rude awakening this Christmas when he realized the sole purpose of his family’s holiday invitation was so he could assist his mother with her phone. “Going home for the holidays used to be an every other year thing. But now that my parents struggle with new technology, they constantly want me to visit,” said Mark Brennan. … [Read more...] about Man Suspects Only Reason He Was Invited Home For Christmas Is To Close Apps On Mom’s Phone

Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

December 14, 2022 by Carlos Greaves Leave a Comment

MEDFORD—The long-anticipated Somerville/Medford Green Line Extension opened on Monday, fulfilling a decades-old promise to finally bring shitty, sporadic T service to East Somerville, Medford, and Tufts University. The project suffered several years of construction delays and cost overruns before it was able to eventually deliver on the MBTA’s long-term goal of bringing … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

Circles Of Hell In Dante’s Inferno Translated Into Orange Line Train Wait Times

December 6, 2022 by Stacey Curran Leave a Comment

1st Circle: Limbo Hey guy, I know these circles. I’ve been riding the Orange Line alone since I was a kid. What’s ya name? Oh, Virgil, that had to be tough growing up. I’m fine. I don’t need a guide down here. How long could limbo be? Nice red shirt though. Go find someone else with a question.  2nd Circle: Lust Whoa that new train has some nice looking cars. I … [Read more...] about Circles Of Hell In Dante’s Inferno Translated Into Orange Line Train Wait Times

Fourth Bartender In A Row Pours Royals’ Drink Orders Directly Into Boston Harbor

December 2, 2022 by Andrew Haskell Leave a Comment

“Ha, quite humorous indeed, thank you for the chuckle,” said the Princess of Wales, who still hasn’t been served since she arrived in Boston. … [Read more...] about Fourth Bartender In A Row Pours Royals’ Drink Orders Directly Into Boston Harbor

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