“You look a little poor to be a golfer, no? It may be called the US Open, but this is a closed neighborhood. Exit our property with haste or I'll contact the requisite authorities.” … [Read more...] about We Asked Brookline Residents If They’re Excited To Host The US Open And They Told Us To Get Off Their Grass
Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man’s Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape
BOURNE, MA – In a Cape Cod miracle, on Saturday a Boston man was magically adorned with Sperry boat shoes as soon as he crossed the Bourne Bridge. Todd Walters was driving over the bridge in his red Jeep Wrangler while listening to Hootie & The Blowfish when he noticed the shoes spontaneously appear on his feet. “I was in my flip flops because I hadn’t gotten … [Read more...] about Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man’s Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape
Massachusetts Department Of Fish And Game Alerts Provincetown Residents To Look Out For Bears And Cubs This June
“You may notice an increase in furry mammals sighted at our beaches this month. Please rest assured there is absolutely no danger to the public: They are gentle beings just looking to congregate in the good weather, enjoy some drinks or snacks, and perhaps even dance a little. We expect a decline in numbers following Bear Week in mid July, with a second peak during Spooky Bear … [Read more...] about Massachusetts Department Of Fish And Game Alerts Provincetown Residents To Look Out For Bears And Cubs This June
Celtics Fan Who Just Spilt Entire Beer On His Toddler Can’t Believe Son Had To Witness Kyrie Irving’s Middle Finger
“What Kyrie did was inexcusable and my son Jameson will never recover from it,” said the fan outside T.D. Garden, holding his soaking wet child in one hand and smoking a Marlboro with his other. “Trashy behavior from a trashy human being.” … [Read more...] about Celtics Fan Who Just Spilt Entire Beer On His Toddler Can’t Believe Son Had To Witness Kyrie Irving’s Middle Finger
Brave Harvard Student Steps Out In Public Not Wearing Single Item Of Harvard Branded Clothing
“Today I wanted to see what it felt like to just be treated like everyone else. So I put on my Golden Goose sneakers, grabbed my Hermès backpack, and left my Harvard pullover at home. Honestly, it’s been scary but sort of freeing.” Sources say the student eventually put on a Harvard hat she carries for emergencies after someone cut her in line at Tatte. … [Read more...] about Brave Harvard Student Steps Out In Public Not Wearing Single Item Of Harvard Branded Clothing