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How To Protest Dunkin’s New Rewards System While Still Drinking Dunkin’ Every Day

November 29, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

So you’re pissed about the Dunkin’ Rewards app, huh? Join the club, buddy. Here are some ways you can stick it to ‘em while still being clinically dependent on their caffeine: … [Read more...] about How To Protest Dunkin’s New Rewards System While Still Drinking Dunkin’ Every Day

‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill

November 24, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

After an outbreak of bird flu wreaked havoc on poultry farms over the past year, causing notable shortages of turkey, many have wondered whether the Thanksgiving staple would make it to the shelves this year. Not Erika Stauss, though. “I dunno what the heck you’re talking about,” said the Quincy resident, standing in the parking lot of Shaw’s picking feathers out of the … [Read more...] about ‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill

Emerson Graduate Who Never Left Theatre District Moves To L.A. To Tell ‘Authentic Boston Stories’

November 13, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

LOS ANGELES—After one of the biggest bidding wars ever for a first-time script, screenwriter and recent Emerson graduate William Chatley III is sitting pretty. His screenplay "The Brothers Finnigan" was acquired by Amazon Studios for a whopping 500,000 dollars! The screenplay, a story of two troubled genius brother-bartenders from Southie who begin robbing banks after the … [Read more...] about Emerson Graduate Who Never Left Theatre District Moves To L.A. To Tell ‘Authentic Boston Stories’

Surprise! Midterms Prove New Englanders Actually Care About Fellow Humans Behind Our Cold Exteriors

November 12, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

New Englanders are typically so rude* and unfriendly!** *blue**support human rights We’re not perfect, but we’re way closer to it than Florida. … [Read more...] about Surprise! Midterms Prove New Englanders Actually Care About Fellow Humans Behind Our Cold Exteriors

Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

October 21, 2022 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Realizing that she may have pushed the D.A.R.E. stuff a little too hard when they were kids, local mother-of-two Les Mondalez told reporters Tuesday that she was pretty bummed to find out none of her fully-grown children smoke marijuana, especially since they each live in legal states. "No mom wants to see her little angels become lazy potheads, but I never imagined both of … [Read more...] about Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

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