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Sad! White Harvard Applicant Who Would Have Been Rejected Under Affirmative Action Now Has No Excuse For Why He Will Still Be Rejected

June 30, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Sources say future Harvard reject Reagan Lacey had already planned on claiming his seat was stolen from him by “less qualified individuals with set aside spots” if he didn’t get in. When asked if he feels that way about the legacy students and children of faculty who will continue to receive preferential admissions treatment, Lacey declined to comment. “I don’t see how that … [Read more...] about Sad! White Harvard Applicant Who Would Have Been Rejected Under Affirmative Action Now Has No Excuse For Why He Will Still Be Rejected

Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

May 30, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

We’ve got them just where we want them. Anything is possible! … [Read more...] about Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle

March 21, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle. … [Read more...] about MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle

Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires

March 15, 2023 by The Boston Accent 2 Comments

A Dorchester McDonald’s was left shocked and shuttered after its St. Patrick’s Day promotional event sent the location into financial and physical ruin.  The promo, which promised locals a free Shamrock Shake if they have a shamrock tattoo, ended up attracting more than 94,000 tatted residents from across the area.  “We thought this would be a fun way to … [Read more...] about Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires

8 Things Tom Brady Is Doing With His Extra Time This Super Bowl Weekend

February 12, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

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