In what may be the clearest ever example of irony, competitors in the 2021 Boston Marathon are spending Indigenous Peoples’ Day literally running away from history as fast as they can. As they paced through the ancestral land of the Massachusett, Wampanoag, Nipmuc, and other tribes, marathoners honored the day by running really, really fast, tossing water cups on the ground, … [Read more...] about Boston Spends Indigenous Peoples’ Day Literally Running From History
We Rank The Top Zero Happy Hours In Massachusetts
Check out our DEFINITIVE list of the best happy hour spots in the Bay State! 1. All done. Enjoy living in a state that’s apparently still run by Puritans! … [Read more...] about We Rank The Top Zero Happy Hours In Massachusetts
Scientists Discover Boston Cream Actually Just Polluted Sea Foam From Harbor
BOSTON — In a surprise discovery released on Friday, a team of Harvard scientists have revealed that the iconic Boston Cream, of cake and donut fame, is actually not cream at all. Rather, the white, sweet mousse is comprised entirely of fermented foam skimmed from the polluted Boston Harbor. Who knew?! “We found that every sample we collected, which came from 109 Dunkin’ … [Read more...] about Scientists Discover Boston Cream Actually Just Polluted Sea Foam From Harbor
City Of Boston Announces October 5 Will Be Celebrated Annually As Gerrit Cole Day
In a jubilant ceremony held on the Common, the City of Boston formally announced that October 5, the day the Sox won the AL EAst wildcard game, will hence force be celebrated as Gerrit Cole Day. “We are thrilled to honor our favorite Yankee of all time, Garrit Cole, for decades to come!” announced Mayor Kim Janey. “His unmatched ability to burn through our rival team’s … [Read more...] about City Of Boston Announces October 5 Will Be Celebrated Annually As Gerrit Cole Day
BREAKING: Boston Man Crossing Road Right Here, Right Now
Taking advantage of the first lull in traffic on Mass Ave in 5 minutes, Boston resident Dale Benoit decided just now he is going to cross the street, right this very second. “Fuck it, I’m going,” Benoit reportedly muttered as he power walked between a hybrid Rav 4 and a Prius, seemingly without warning. “I got places to be too.” At press time, the Prius driver was heard … [Read more...] about BREAKING: Boston Man Crossing Road Right Here, Right Now