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‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree

March 31, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Happy Sugaring Season to all who celebrate, you kinky Vermonters. … [Read more...] about ‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree

Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out

March 17, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Stone-cold sober party animal Kayden Quinn shocked onlookers this St. Patrick’s Day as he pulled up a barstool at Bukowski’s and proceeded to read the 2022 edition of Guinness World Records until passing out. “Kayden’s a regular – Usually just orders chili and a water without making eye contact,” said bartender Collin Mullen, wiping a pint glass. “But today is St. Paddy’s … [Read more...] about Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out

Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer

March 16, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“This year, I’m going for a modern take on our classic family recipe,” he said as the ghost of his great-great-granda Liam cursed inaudibly behind him in Gaelic. … [Read more...] about Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer

Help! I Went To A Crazy MIT Party And Now I’m Stuck In The Metaverse

March 12, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Please, I'm begging you…. I don't know what the hell I smoked but now I'm trapped here. It’s just empty work spaces, framed NFTs, and some nerdy looking avatars talking about made up units called smoots! … [Read more...] about Help! I Went To A Crazy MIT Party And Now I’m Stuck In The Metaverse

Oh, You’re A Bruins Fan? Name 3 Charlestown Pubs You’re Banned From

March 2, 2022 by The Boston Accent

If you haven’t been kicked out of Warren Tavern after a night at TD Garden, do you even like Boston sports? … [Read more...] about Oh, You’re A Bruins Fan? Name 3 Charlestown Pubs You’re Banned From

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