Stone-cold sober party animal Kayden Quinn shocked onlookers this St. Patrick’s Day as he pulled up a barstool at Bukowski’s and proceeded to read the 2022 edition of Guinness World Records until passing out. “Kayden’s a regular – Usually just orders chili and a water without making eye contact,” said bartender Collin Mullen, wiping a pint glass. “But today is St. Paddy’s … [Read more...] about Sober St. Patrick’s Day Party Animal Reads Guinness World Records Until They Pass Out
Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer
“This year, I’m going for a modern take on our classic family recipe,” he said as the ghost of his great-great-granda Liam cursed inaudibly behind him in Gaelic. … [Read more...] about Irish Ancestors Roll In Their Graves As Dad Puts Corned Beef And Cabbage Into Air Fryer
Help! I Went To A Crazy MIT Party And Now I’m Stuck In The Metaverse
Please, I'm begging you…. I don't know what the hell I smoked but now I'm trapped here. It’s just empty work spaces, framed NFTs, and some nerdy looking avatars talking about made up units called smoots! … [Read more...] about Help! I Went To A Crazy MIT Party And Now I’m Stuck In The Metaverse
Oh, You’re A Bruins Fan? Name 3 Charlestown Pubs You’re Banned From
If you haven’t been kicked out of Warren Tavern after a night at TD Garden, do you even like Boston sports? … [Read more...] about Oh, You’re A Bruins Fan? Name 3 Charlestown Pubs You’re Banned From
Nation On Edge As Cases Of First Wordle Loss Rise Dramatically
“I never thought this would happen to me, I always played it safe and was extra careful,” said 32-year-old Priya, who asked we do not share her last name due to overwhelming shame. “I was about to hit a streak of 50 days in a row and then the New York Times took over. Now it feels like my life is basically over.” All across the country, health departments are reporting an … [Read more...] about Nation On Edge As Cases Of First Wordle Loss Rise Dramatically