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If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

June 9, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

Talk about offensive! That movie made more kids cry from disappointment than any words chanted at TD Garden. Photo credit Warner Bros, Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images. All rights to them. … [Read more...] about If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

May 14, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

It has to be done. … [Read more...] about Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

Family Decides Not To Ask Grandpa To Elaborate When He Says ‘I Wish There Were More Players Like Larry Bird These Days’

April 2, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

“You’ve already said more than enough, Grampa. Let’s get you back to bed. The Celtics are doing just fine.” … [Read more...] about Family Decides Not To Ask Grandpa To Elaborate When He Says ‘I Wish There Were More Players Like Larry Bird These Days’

Return Of Baseball Forces Wally The Green Monster To Drop Out Of Upcoming Season Of ‘Love Is Blind’

March 10, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

HOLLYWOOD, CA - News that the MLB and MLBPA have ended the looming lockout has been met with a flurry of excitement from baseball fans—but one key member of the Red Sox isn’t so excited. According to TMZ, Wally The Green Monster has been forced to drop out of the next season of Netflix hit “Love Is Blind” to return to Fenway Park for the upcoming baseball season.  The … [Read more...] about Return Of Baseball Forces Wally The Green Monster To Drop Out Of Upcoming Season Of ‘Love Is Blind’

Rest In Po’Boy: At Family’s Request, Late Founder Of Legal Sea Foods To Be Battered, Fried, And Served With Side Of Coleslaw

March 1, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

CAMBRIDGE, MA - For 97 years, George Berkowitz lived a long, prosperous life. As founder of the iconic New England restaurant chain Legal Sea Foods, his legacy will continue to be tasted for years to come, figuratively at least. But also maybe literally? As confirmed by his family, Berkowitz will receive an ocean burial off the coast of Cape Cod, per his final wish. His will … [Read more...] about Rest In Po’Boy: At Family’s Request, Late Founder Of Legal Sea Foods To Be Battered, Fried, And Served With Side Of Coleslaw

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