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Hydrangeas Holding Family Vacation Together By A Goddamn Thread

July 22, 2024 by amycurrul Leave a Comment

While on vacation in Wellfleet, the Ferreiras—a mixed politics family—have managed to stay convivial despite recent events exclusively because of the gorgeous hydrangeas. 

“The colors are just absolutely marvelous this year!” remarked 60-year-old Marie, who never really believed Biden was elected President. 

“It feels like they bloomed so much more vibrantly this summer. Something about the soil acidity I read,” responded her 30-year-old niece Annie, a staunch socialist who volunteered for Bernie in 2016 and 2020 and hasn’t spoken to Marie since last year’s family vacation. 

Other family members admiring the hydrangeas to avoid awful conversation included 18-year-old Jessie, who was asked to explain her TikToks about the Kamala coconut tree meme so many times she eventually unplugged the AirBNB’s WiFi router, 55-year-old Bill, who has repeated voiced interest in an RFK Jr. ticket with his brain worm as VP, and 87-year-old Grandma Dolores, who earlier in the day used her age to guilt trip everyone into attending 9am mass while on vacation. 

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