Did you know Boston and Dublin were recently linked by The Portal after New York City’s infamous flashing incident?
Of course you didn’t. That’s because it lasted a mere two hours before shutting down due to sheer boredom from both sides of watching sloshed Liams scrap each other for hours on end.
“We already got dudes in scally caps brawling here, I can walk down Dot Ave any night of the week and see this,” said a bored Boston portal viewer. “Plus I’m probably more Irish than any one of these kids in Dublin.”
Dublin viewers were initially intrigued by the Bostonians, as many thought The Portal had just been set to mirror mode. But after hearing the equally unintelligible but very different accent from a Liam and a Patty as they yelled about the Bruins, it became clear it was indeed another city. They stopped watching soon after.
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