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I Can’t Believe This Server Offered Me A Dripping Hot 3-Way My First Time In The North Shore!

March 9, 2023 by Tony Morse Leave a Comment

Last weekend I was looking for something different, so I headed up to Peabody. After making my way into the most adorable local eatery, I received an enthusiastic welcome from a server with a mischievous little smile. And with how she started talking up the house special, I started to wonder if I was in the right place!

I was so caught off guard when she asked me if I’m into big, sloppy 3-ways that I just nodded shyly. She said “get ready big guy” and walked away. I started sweating profusely and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

Then when I came back someone had left a roast beef sandwich at my table? I never saw that server again. So weird. It was a good sandwich though.

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