“Our planet is not ready for the disastrous possibility that iced coffee season will soon be all year round,” said an MIT climate scientist, who led the research.
“Heat wave after record heat wave, our country is turning to iced coffee permanently as a makeshift solution to cool off. But we simply do not have the resources to support this change on a global scale.”
Meanwhile, the 90% of Boston residents who already drink iced coffee during snowstorms decried the research as bunk.