ATLANTA – The victories of Senators-Elect Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff have submerged the state of Georgia in a blue wave years earlier than climate scientists expected.
“I thought the first time I would see a blue Georgia would be from a boat,” said 27-year-old resident Erica Sawyer. “Our coastline has been eroding fast, but this flood came way ahead of schedule.”
In a rare move, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration welcomed the deluge, as they were likely to lose all their Federal funding had it not happened.