Local Uncle Convinced Ghislaine Maxwell Is Tom Brady’s Wife, Refuses To Google It

“I don’t care what people are saying about her, that woman came all the way from Brazil to support Brady through 4 Super Bowl wins,” said your woefully misinformed uncle.

“And more importantly, she’s an absolute smokeshow. You know she modeled for Victoria’s Secret, right?”

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