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Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids

July 22, 2020 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“I’m already out of ideas and it’s barely July,” said Angela Lenner, who spent the afternoon fingerpainting, scootering, and doing yoga with her 5-year-old daughter Lacey. Lenner says tomorrow she’ll probably just give Lacey her phone. … [Read more...] about Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids

Boston Dad Has Said “It’s A Scorchah” Like 5 Times Today

July 20, 2020 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

"Fahk me, it's wicked hot out," said the Dad, wiping sweat from his brow and fanning his face with a Pats hat. "I'm sweating my freakin' tits off today." … [Read more...] about Boston Dad Has Said “It’s A Scorchah” Like 5 Times Today

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