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38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About

November 17, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder Leave a Comment

Medford, MA - So you’ve got mice. You’ve tried traps, poisons, exterminators, locking up food, plugging up holes with steel wool, and even asking them very nicely to leave, but nothing is keeping their numbers down. Your landlord, whose name you don’t even know, has already committed to doing nothing about them. You’ve tried calling 311, but she’s paid them off. You’re left … [Read more...] about 38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About

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