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Marcus Smart Spotted Dumping Dead Hopes And Dreams Of Raptors Into Charles River

September 12, 2020 by The Boston Accent

The star Celtics player, whose crucial block late in the fourth quarter murdered any chance of a Toronto championship repeat, said it was an honor to dispose of the Raptors remains into Boston's largest trash repository. … [Read more...] about Marcus Smart Spotted Dumping Dead Hopes And Dreams Of Raptors Into Charles River

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