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Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less

June 17, 2023 by Matt McInerney Leave a Comment

For Mac to really make things happen this season for the Pats, he needs more weàpons on the field—like DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps,” said an assistant offensive coach for the Pats, speaking anonymously. “Jack on the other hand…let’s just say his performance at Logan was shotty.” … [Read more...] about Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less

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