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AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

August 7, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“I was haphazardly placed in a sidewalk-facing 2nd story window by my master for this exact purpose, I can feel it deep down in my freon,” said the bløødthirsty hardware. “One day I will smoosh one, and I hope they are from Wisconsin.” … [Read more...] about AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

Dunkin’ Drives Mobile Cold Brew Pool Around Boston To Help Locals Beat The Heat

August 2, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Boston swims in Dunkin™?!! “The best is that no cleaning is required. We just drain the pool at the end of the day and serve at our Downtown Crossing locations!” said the driver. … [Read more...] about Dunkin’ Drives Mobile Cold Brew Pool Around Boston To Help Locals Beat The Heat

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