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Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

December 14, 2022 by Carlos Greaves Leave a Comment

MEDFORD—The long-anticipated Somerville/Medford Green Line Extension opened on Monday, fulfilling a decades-old promise to finally bring shitty, sporadic T service to East Somerville, Medford, and Tufts University. The project suffered several years of construction delays and cost overruns before it was able to eventually deliver on the MBTA’s long-term goal of bringing … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks

October 15, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“As you can see, the leaf looks extra crunchy, so we are taking special precautions. We’re currently drafting a Leaf Removal Plan (LRP) and will then be seeking proposals from contractors to find the right partner to solve this crisis,” explain the MBTA PR director. “Safety is our number one concern at the MBTA. Our track record shows that.” … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks

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