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Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders

May 24, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

New Englanders “I was sure they were going to pull a Nana and go to south Florida and never make it back alive. Looks like we’re still in this! Celtics in 7. Also RIP Nana.” (Impact copyright Celtics/respective owners and used under fair use) … [Read more...] about Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders

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