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Bostonians Call Out ‘The Last Of Us’ For Unrealistic Lack Of Zombies Wearing Scally Caps

January 26, 2023 by zoewiebe Leave a Comment

“If this were really set in Boston in 2023, like a third of these zombies would have on scally caps, another third would be rocking Pats or Bruins gear, and the rest would be tourists wearing unlicensed Harvard shirts they bought from outside a T stop. Also where the hell are all the Dunkin’s?!” … [Read more...] about Bostonians Call Out ‘The Last Of Us’ For Unrealistic Lack Of Zombies Wearing Scally Caps

Cosmo Declares Mask Tan Lines The Sexiest Trend Of Summer 2020

August 3, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“Staying safe is sexy AF,” wrote Cosmo editor Lilac Evergreen, who ranked mask tan lines just above turquoise latex gloves. “Everyone will be staring, I promise you that.” … [Read more...] about Cosmo Declares Mask Tan Lines The Sexiest Trend Of Summer 2020

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