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Man Missing Duck Boats Just Drives Into Boston Harbor Himself

February 10, 2021 by The Boston Accent

"Since the Pats aren't doing a Duck Boat parade this year, I decided I should drive my Honda CR-V into the Harbor in their honor. It's what they would have wanted.” … [Read more...] about Man Missing Duck Boats Just Drives Into Boston Harbor Himself

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