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Man Stuck In Marathon Monday Traffic Has Sad Realization People Ran 26.2 Miles Faster Than He Driving It

April 15, 2024 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“If I could get home in just around 2 hours, that would be incredible. These people are superhuman. Or our city’s infrastructure is super f*cked, one of the two.” … [Read more...] about Man Stuck In Marathon Monday Traffic Has Sad Realization People Ran 26.2 Miles Faster Than He Driving It

Boston Marathon Viewers Make Their Annual Vow To Run It Next Year (And They Mean It This Time!)

April 19, 2023 by Stacey Curran Leave a Comment

A longstanding tradition took place this week, and we’re not just talking about the Boston Marathon. As runners raced down Boylston Street, thousands of area residents watched the contest from the comfort of their homes, vowing what they vow every April: “I’m running that marathon next year!” Some took to social media to declare their intentions. “I know I’ve posted this for … [Read more...] about Boston Marathon Viewers Make Their Annual Vow To Run It Next Year (And They Mean It This Time!)

Boston Spends Indigenous Peoples’ Day Literally Running From History

October 11, 2021 by The Boston Accent

In what may be the clearest ever example of irony, competitors in the 2021 Boston Marathon are spending Indigenous Peoples’ Day literally running away from history as fast as they can. As they paced through the ancestral land of the Massachusett, Wampanoag, Nipmuc, and other tribes, marathoners honored the day by running really, really fast, tossing water cups on the ground, … [Read more...] about Boston Spends Indigenous Peoples’ Day Literally Running From History

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