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Making History: First Ever Non-Tourist Steps Foot In Quincy Market

August 5, 2025 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

BOSTON - A Google Maps blunder led to a historic first this past weekend as East Boston resident Charlie Riverdale was named the first ever non-tourist to ever step foot inside Quincy Market. “I was just trying to grab some lunch and my phone took me to a strange building surrounded by bucket drummers and tour guides dressed like John Hancock. The cheapest sandwich in there … [Read more...] about Making History: First Ever Non-Tourist Steps Foot In Quincy Market

Celtics Trade Two NBA Champions For An Unopened Labubu

June 26, 2025 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Let’s hope they pull a secret one! … [Read more...] about Celtics Trade Two NBA Champions For An Unopened Labubu

Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors

October 16, 2024 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“You better believe there’s a bleach stained Broad Institute T-shirt under this. And you also better believe we’re clearing 8 figures for this series B,” said the biotech bro, walking down Binney Street. “What is our company working on, you ask? I actually can’t tell you that. We’re still in stealth mode. But George Church may be involved…that’s all I’m gonna say.” … [Read more...] about Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors

Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

February 14, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

BROADWAY STATION - In a last minute festive move, the MBTA has rebranded the slow zone-plagued Red Line as a “Tunnel Of Love” in honor of Valentine’s Day. “Today, the slow zones are completely intentional,” says an MBTA spokesperson. “We want to give riders the chance to spend extra time underground, enjoying the romantic ride with their date. For single riders, who knows, … [Read more...] about Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

January 6, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

DORCHESTER—As the first major winter storm of the season approached, Boston resident Johnny “Buckets” Buckachowski was seen sitting on his front stoop in shorts, holding a large iced coffee and staring at the sky. “BRING IT ON!” said an ecstatic Buckets as he taunted the powers that be in tan cargo and bean boots, ready to fight off any dusting of snow that accumulates on … [Read more...] about ‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

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