"I'm not too picky, and this is a fixer-upper island nation for sure,” said the retiree. “But with some elbow grease and an innovation mindset, I can have this country running as a nice little oligarchy in a couple years, tops.” Tragically, Bezos says he will only be able to afford a single, modest retirement country instead of an entire continent, although he’s just $5 … [Read more...] about Jeff Bezos Purchases Nice, Quiet Retirement Country
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