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Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting

April 3, 2023 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

It’s one of the most exciting and nerve-racking times of the year: college acceptance season! If you’re among the many incoming students to one of Western Massachusetts’ renowned institutions of higher education, this handy guide will tell you just how far you’ll have to travel in order to escape the intense boredom endemic to this region. UMass Amherst Frankly, UMass is … [Read more...] about Congrats On Getting Into Your Dream School In Western Mass! Here’s How Far It Is From Anything Interesting

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