“I only listen to white noise and venture capital podcasts. I don’t engage with soon-to-be obsolete technology.” … [Read more...] about Actual Cambridge Resident Doesn’t Use Spotify Because They’re Too Busy Coding An App That Will Soon Replace It
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Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins
In an effort to keep the peace this holiday, a Merrimack Valley family has decreed that only this year’s Bruins team and their league-topping record can be discussed at the dinner table this thanksgiving. “No politics, no current events, just Bruins,” said Johnathan McCree with a crooked smile on his face. “But no mentioning Milan Lucic. Also no Celtics talk. Too … [Read more...] about Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins
Patriots Lose To Bye Week After Late Comeback Falls Short
The New England Patriots were unable to overcome an early deficit after getting off to a slow start against their scheduled bye week on Sunday. Patriots quarterback Mac Jones was seen being berated by offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien following an offensive sequence that ended with Jones throwing an interception, despite the complete absence of any opposing players on the … [Read more...] about Patriots Lose To Bye Week After Late Comeback Falls Short
Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
“All of our Disney friends said we need to check out Salem sometime. So we thought, why not October? It’s still cheaper than Epcot!” said Eliza Peaux, dressed as a witch from Hocus Pocus. “These lines are nothing compared to the magic kingdom. Hey look, is that a hidden Mickey on that 1600s gravestone?!” … [Read more...] about Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer
Polar, the popular Worcester-based seltzer powerhouse, has decided to tap into their New England roots by releasing a new crossover flavor just in time for fall: Sam Adams Seasonal. “What makes these seltzers unique is that they are brewed with grain, hops, yeast, and, of course, carbonated water,” said a Polar spokesperson. Some of you might be asking yourselves, “Is … [Read more...] about Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer