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Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

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Realizing that she may have pushed the D.A.R.E. stuff a little too hard when they were kids, local mother-of-two Les Mondalez told reporters Tuesday that she was pretty bummed to find out none of her fully-grown children smoke marijuana, especially since they each live in legal states. "No mom wants to see her little angels become lazy potheads, but I never imagined both of … [Read more...] about Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

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A well-known local institution earned a prestigious accolade this year after a recent nationwide survey of colleges and universities conducted by Money Magazine ranked Harvard University the second best university in all of Cambridge, Massachusetts. After a rigorous comparison of colleges across the entire nation, which took into consideration countless factors like … [Read more...] about Impressive! Nationwide Survey Ranks Harvard Second Best University In All Of Cambridge

Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks

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“My favorite part of Rosh Hashana, and honestly the only part I still do, is the tashlich ceremony, where we ritually cast away sins in the form of bread into a nearby body of water,” said local resident Joseph Klein. The ducks who eat the bread have no idea that they are symbolically consuming my worst misdeeds of the part year. Or maybe they do and just love the taste of sin. … [Read more...] about Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks

Finance Bro Who Doesn’t Know Single Person Making Less Than $125,000 Sure Has Strong Opinions About Student Loan Cancellation

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“I should not have to foot the bill through taxes for someone else’s art degree, period. Yes, my father paid my Wharton tuition in cash, and yes, their business school library does happen to have our family’s name on it, but that’s really not relevant. This policy is patently unfair.” … [Read more...] about Finance Bro Who Doesn’t Know Single Person Making Less Than $125,000 Sure Has Strong Opinions About Student Loan Cancellation