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Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer

March 16, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

Sláinte! In a heartwarming start to St. Patrick’s Day celebrations, Dorchester grandad Barry O’Toole, 72, announced to his family that he’s finally ready to pass down his coveted Irish recipe for green beer to his grandson Riley, 17. “Riley boy, come here, come here. Now that you’re legally old enough to drink, it’s time for you to learn about your heritage. This recipe has … [Read more...] about Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer

Robby Roadsteamer Named Poet Laureate Of Massachusetts For 17th Consecutive Year

February 21, 2024 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

ALLSTON—For a record-breaking seventeenth year in a row, Robby Roadsteamer has once again been named Poet Laureate of Massachusetts. The award-winning writer and activist will serve as an advocate for poetry and the local arts and will work to raise consciousness and appreciation of poetry in its written and spoken forms. The Poet Laureate will receive an honorarium of … [Read more...] about Robby Roadsteamer Named Poet Laureate Of Massachusetts For 17th Consecutive Year

Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

February 14, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

BROADWAY STATION - In a last minute festive move, the MBTA has rebranded the slow zone-plagued Red Line as a “Tunnel Of Love” in honor of Valentine’s Day. “Today, the slow zones are completely intentional,” says an MBTA spokesperson. “We want to give riders the chance to spend extra time underground, enjoying the romantic ride with their date. For single riders, who knows, … [Read more...] about Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

‘Just Venmo Me,’ Says Harvard Student To Friends After Putting Entire Meal On Daddy’s Credit Card

February 1, 2024 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

When Harvard Sophomore Jessie Moffatt eagerly picked up the 355.78 dollar tab at Russell House Tavern in Cambridge last Friday night, his party of 10 was initially optimistic. “The dude’s loaded, we thought he was treating us,”said a party member who wished to remain anonymous. “Oh, I got this one guys,” Moffatt reportedly stated, “don’t even worry about.” “But like, … [Read more...] about ‘Just Venmo Me,’ Says Harvard Student To Friends After Putting Entire Meal On Daddy’s Credit Card

‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

January 6, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

DORCHESTER—As the first major winter storm of the season approached, Boston resident Johnny “Buckets” Buckachowski was seen sitting on his front stoop in shorts, holding a large iced coffee and staring at the sky. “BRING IT ON!” said an ecstatic Buckets as he taunted the powers that be in tan cargo and bean boots, ready to fight off any dusting of snow that accumulates on … [Read more...] about ‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

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