Looking for some wholesome Saint Patrick’s Day events to attend after scarfing down a full Irish? Well, look no further! There’s something on this list for everyone. ‘I’m More Irish Than You’ Competition Prove to other attendees that you are the most Irish person there by presenting historical documentation or proof you’re related to Conan O’Brien. Let’s Get (Another) … [Read more...] about Very Real Saint Patrick’s Day Events Across Boston
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Man Begrudgingly Orders Filet-O-Fish To Absolve His Catholic Guilt From Forgetting About Ash Wednesday
“When I walked outside this morning and saw all the ash smudges on people’s foreheads, I immediately felt a wave of guilt. Those nuns really drill that into you in Catholic school. Unfortunately the only way I know how to make Catholic guilt go away is to eat a filet-o-fish, so that’s what I did.” … [Read more...] about Man Begrudgingly Orders Filet-O-Fish To Absolve His Catholic Guilt From Forgetting About Ash Wednesday
Shelf Life Of Mayo Shorter Than Expected
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Donald Trump Selects Dave Portnoy As Director Of Responsible Gambling
“Dave is a reasonable guy. So reasonable. And responsible too. His taste in pizza and parlays is the best. He never misses and the great kids who voted for me look up to him. We’re lucky to have him,” said Trump about the decision. Portnoy could not be reached for comment, as he was busy picking a 31-leg parlay to sponsor on DraftKings. … [Read more...] about Donald Trump Selects Dave Portnoy As Director Of Responsible Gambling
Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor
Finally! In a win for short kings everywhere, but especially in the short king land that is greater Boston, Southie staple Capo has announced they are lowering the height of all bar stools by 8 inches so even the most petite of princes can rest their Hokas comfortably on the floor. “It’s the right thing to do, you know for equity and all,” said bar manager Steve … [Read more...] about Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor