“My favorite part of Rosh Hashana, and honestly the only part I still do, is the tashlich ceremony, where we ritually cast away sins in the form of bread into a nearby body of water,” said local resident Joseph Klein. The ducks who eat the bread have no idea that they are symbolically consuming my worst misdeeds of the part year. Or maybe they do and just love the taste of sin. … [Read more...] about Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks
Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is
“That doesn’t even sound close to as fun as coaching basketball! In fact, it sounds messy. It’s also clearly a technical.” … [Read more...] about Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is
Pats Win After Gunner Olszewski Muffs Punt To Other Gunner Olszewski
Also we just beat the team that beat the team that was in the super bowl last year, so that's basically winning the afc championship right? … [Read more...] about Pats Win After Gunner Olszewski Muffs Punt To Other Gunner Olszewski
Ron DeSantis Totally Owns Godless Libs In Massachusetts By Trafficking Humans Like A Good Christian
Thanks for teaching us how to live good Christian values, Ron! … [Read more...] about Ron DeSantis Totally Owns Godless Libs In Massachusetts By Trafficking Humans Like A Good Christian
Finance Bro Who Doesn’t Know Single Person Making Less Than $125,000 Sure Has Strong Opinions About Student Loan Cancellation
“I should not have to foot the bill through taxes for someone else’s art degree, period. Yes, my father paid my Wharton tuition in cash, and yes, their business school library does happen to have our family’s name on it, but that’s really not relevant. This policy is patently unfair.” … [Read more...] about Finance Bro Who Doesn’t Know Single Person Making Less Than $125,000 Sure Has Strong Opinions About Student Loan Cancellation