New Englanders are typically so rude* and unfriendly!** *blue**support human rights We’re not perfect, but we’re way closer to it than Florida. … [Read more...] about Surprise! Midterms Prove New Englanders Actually Care About Fellow Humans Behind Our Cold Exteriors
Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed
Realizing that she may have pushed the D.A.R.E. stuff a little too hard when they were kids, local mother-of-two Les Mondalez told reporters Tuesday that she was pretty bummed to find out none of her fully-grown children smoke marijuana, especially since they each live in legal states. "No mom wants to see her little angels become lazy potheads, but I never imagined both of … [Read more...] about Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed
Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks
“As you can see, the leaf looks extra crunchy, so we are taking special precautions. We’re currently drafting a Leaf Removal Plan (LRP) and will then be seeking proposals from contractors to find the right partner to solve this crisis,” explain the MBTA PR director. “Safety is our number one concern at the MBTA. Our track record shows that.” … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks
Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks
“My favorite part of Rosh Hashana, and honestly the only part I still do, is the tashlich ceremony, where we ritually cast away sins in the form of bread into a nearby body of water,” said local resident Joseph Klein. The ducks who eat the bread have no idea that they are symbolically consuming my worst misdeeds of the part year. Or maybe they do and just love the taste of sin. … [Read more...] about Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks
Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is
“That doesn’t even sound close to as fun as coaching basketball! In fact, it sounds messy. It’s also clearly a technical.” … [Read more...] about Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is