Finally! In a win for short kings everywhere, but especially in the short king land that is greater Boston, Southie staple Capo has announced they are lowering the height of all bar stools by 8 inches so even the most petite of princes can rest their Hokas comfortably on the floor.
“It’s the right thing to do, you know for equity and all,” said bar manager Steve Balatnik-Murphy.
“And for business of course. The average height of dudes in this bar is like 5’9, and more like 5’8 if no one was wearing those shoe inserts.”
The move is being watched closely by bars and furniture stores across the area. If Capo’s pilot is successful, Jordan’s furniture plans to launch a “Boston guy” line of shorter chairs, stools, and standing desks.
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