Local Mother Kind Of Disappointed None Of Her Adult Children Smoke Weed

Realizing that she may have pushed the D.A.R.E. stuff a little too hard when they were kids, local mother-of-two Les Mondalez told reporters Tuesday that she was pretty bummed to find out none of her fully-grown children smoke marijuana, especially since they each live in legal states.

“No mom wants to see her little angels become lazy potheads, but I never imagined both of my kids would turn into such wet blankets,” said Walters, admitting that she had saved a gram of “pretty good stuff” from the last time she smoked in 1995 with hopes of lighting up with her then toddlers one day.

The disheartened parent went on to add that she has already begun planning her “a little bud never hurt anyone” dialogue for any future grandkids.