Archaeologists In 2087 Discover Long Lost Neighborhood Of Seaport

“I grew up hearing stories about a mythical luxury district destroyed by flooding, but never thought it really existed,” said lead aquatic excavator Moira Sanchez, flipping through underwater photos of a dilapidated club once called The Grand.

“The site is impeccably preserved—We even found a pair of Sperrys still stained with what we think is Sam Adams Winter Lager.”