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Safety Win! American Airlines Books Plane So Full, Coronavirus Can’t Even Fit

July 23, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“The health and safety of our passengers is always our number one priority,” said airline spokesperson Pamela Green. “That’s why we are stuffing our cabins to the brim with people, so there is no remaining space for the virus.”

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