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Honoring A Legend: Eliot Tatelman’s Ponytail To Hang In Rafters Of Jordan’s Furniture Following Retirement
In a well attended ceremony on Friday, Eliot Tatelman cut off his signature white and gray ponytail as staff dumped a cooler of gatorade onto him. Thousands of onlookers cheered between bites of blueberry muffins as the ponytail was slowly lifted into the rafters at the flagship Jordan’s Furniture Store in Avon. Replicas will soon…
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Donald Trump Selects Dave Portnoy As Director Of Responsible Gambling
“Dave is a reasonable guy. So reasonable. And responsible too. His taste in pizza and parlays is the best. He never misses and the great kids who voted for me look up to him. We’re lucky to have him,” said Trump about the decision. Portnoy could not be reached…
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Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor
Finally! In a win for short kings everywhere, but especially in the short king land that is greater Boston, Southie staple Capo has announced they are lowering the height of all bar stools by 8 inches so even the most petite of princes can rest their Hokas comfortably on…