In a well attended ceremony on Friday, Eliot Tatelman cut off his signature white and gray ponytail as staff dumped a cooler of gatorade onto him. Thousands of onlookers cheered between bites of blueberry muffins as the ponytail was slowly lifted into the rafters at the flagship Jordan’s Furniture Store in Avon. Replicas will soon be added to rafters at every location. … [Read more...] about Honoring A Legend: Eliot Tatelman’s Ponytail To Hang In Rafters Of Jordan’s Furniture Following Retirement
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