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Idiot Hikers Spend Hours Walking Around Blue Hills Just To Wind Up In Exact Same Place They Started

October 11, 2022 by Carlos Greaves

MILTON, Mass.—Local residents were puzzled Saturday morning after spotting two people, wearing what appeared to be hiking gear, park their car near the Blue Hills Reservation then proceed to walk down a dirt path leading into the woods, only to wind up back at the exact same spot four hours later. “Did they get lost or something? I mean what kind of person gets out of their … [Read more...] about Idiot Hikers Spend Hours Walking Around Blue Hills Just To Wind Up In Exact Same Place They Started

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