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Suffolk University Brand Recognition Skyrockets After Renaming Themselves ‘Temu Emerson’

July 22, 2025 by Justin Avery Smith Leave a Comment

After decades of living in the shadow of its better-known neighbor Emerson College, Suffolk University is seeing record enrollment after fully embracing its status as the more affordable but  lower-quality offering by changing its name to “Temu Emerson”.  “We’re hoping that students of Temu Emerson, or Temuson for short, will no longer complain of being … [Read more...] about Suffolk University Brand Recognition Skyrockets After Renaming Themselves ‘Temu Emerson’

Curt Schilling Pissed Aaron Rodgers Didn’t Seek Advice From Him Too

November 6, 2021 by Justin Avery Smith

Posting on Parler, Boston baseball legend turned right wing instigator Curt Schilling decried that Aaron Rodgers sought Covid advice from podcast host Joe Rogan but not him. “I am deeply hurt by Aaron's actions,” said the former Red Sox star turned rabid conspiracy theorist. “He went to Joe Rogan for medical advice when I, a fellow athlete, have been just as accessible … [Read more...] about Curt Schilling Pissed Aaron Rodgers Didn’t Seek Advice From Him Too

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