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Nanas All Over New England Forced To File Bankruptcy After Visiting Christmas Tree Shop Liquidation Sale

July 21, 2023 by Andrew Haskell Leave a Comment

“The tinsel is 75 percent off! Of course I needed to buy 2000 dollars worth at that price,” said one Nana from Attleboro, Mass. “You can never have too much wrapping paper. I should be all set for the next few years,” said another from Scarborough, Maine, filling a U-Haul with 6000 rolls purchased for pennies on the dollar. “I’m over my yearly budget though, so I’ll buy my … [Read more...] about Nanas All Over New England Forced To File Bankruptcy After Visiting Christmas Tree Shop Liquidation Sale

LEGO Celebrates Moving North American Headquarters To Boston With ‘Big Dig’ Set That Takes 25 Years To Complete

January 24, 2023 by Andrew Haskell Leave a Comment

The 5,000,000 brick mega set even comes with built in design flaws and a set of directions that are 190% longer than initially anticipated. Welcome to Boston, LEGO! … [Read more...] about LEGO Celebrates Moving North American Headquarters To Boston With ‘Big Dig’ Set That Takes 25 Years To Complete

Fourth Bartender In A Row Pours Royals’ Drink Orders Directly Into Boston Harbor

December 2, 2022 by Andrew Haskell Leave a Comment

“Ha, quite humorous indeed, thank you for the chuckle,” said the Princess of Wales, who still hasn’t been served since she arrived in Boston. … [Read more...] about Fourth Bartender In A Row Pours Royals’ Drink Orders Directly Into Boston Harbor

Tonight on Chronicle: The Cutest Little New England Town Set To Become The Most Inconvenient Day Trip Your Wife Ever Plans

August 17, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

Far from the hustle and bustle of Boston and Providence—60 minutes from the closest highway to be more specific—you’ll find the quaint town of Littlebridgeham, MA.  You’re going to want to get to know this popular tourist spot because your wife is already penciling it in for the only free weekend you’ve had since last spring. This little hidden gem right next to Lake … [Read more...] about Tonight on Chronicle: The Cutest Little New England Town Set To Become The Most Inconvenient Day Trip Your Wife Ever Plans

If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

June 9, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

Talk about offensive! That movie made more kids cry from disappointment than any words chanted at TD Garden. Photo credit Warner Bros, Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images. All rights to them. … [Read more...] about If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

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