Newly minted pseudo-couple Josh Malley and Rebecca Miller made the bold decision to ride out the February 2026 blizzard together, despite having just started their situationship three weeks ago. “It’s great I guess, we’re getting to spend some quality time together I think,” commented Miller, who has never been in Malley’s apartment for longer than an hour before. “I just … [Read more...] about Blizzard Really Testing Three Week Situationship After Pair Decided To Get Snowed In Together
Man Begrudgingly Orders Filet-O-Fish To Absolve His Catholic Guilt From Forgetting About Ash Wednesday
“When I walked outside this morning and saw all the ash smudges on people’s foreheads, I immediately felt a wave of guilt. Those nuns really drill that into you in Catholic school. Unfortunately the only way I know how to make Catholic guilt go away is to eat a filet-o-fish, so that’s what I did.” … [Read more...] about Man Begrudgingly Orders Filet-O-Fish To Absolve His Catholic Guilt From Forgetting About Ash Wednesday
Hydrangeas Holding Family Vacation Together By A Goddamn Thread
While on vacation in Wellfleet, the Ferreiras—a mixed politics family—have managed to stay convivial despite recent events exclusively because of the gorgeous hydrangeas. “The colors are just absolutely marvelous this year!” remarked 60-year-old Marie, who never really believed Biden was elected President. “It feels like they bloomed so much more vibrantly … [Read more...] about Hydrangeas Holding Family Vacation Together By A Goddamn Thread