Newly minted pseudo-couple Josh Malley and Rebecca Miller made the bold decision to ride out the February 2026 blizzard together, despite having just started their situationship three weeks ago.
“It’s great I guess, we’re getting to spend some quality time together I think,” commented Miller, who has never been in Malley’s apartment for longer than an hour before. “I just wish I didn’t have to hear all of the bathroom sounds from him, and from his 2 roommates I’ve never met.”
“She’s so cool. I’m showing her all the Jackass movies while she works remotely, and it really seems like she’s paying attention. She didn’t love 1 or 2, but I think 3 is where they hit their stride anyway, so I’m looking forward to her seeing it,” said Malley, who suggested the “romantic snow in” an hour before the blizzard began via Snapchat.
As of press time, Miller plans to end the situationship the minute she can dig out her car.

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