“When I walked outside this morning and saw all the ash smudges on people’s foreheads, I immediately felt a wave of guilt. Those nuns really drill that into you in Catholic school. Unfortunately the only way I know how to make Catholic guilt go away is to eat a filet-o-fish, so that’s what I did.” … [Read more...] about Man Begrudgingly Orders Filet-O-Fish To Absolve His Catholic Guilt From Forgetting About Ash Wednesday
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