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Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality

November 21, 2021 by Joe McCartney

SOUTH BOSTON — After leaving his 4 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment on L Street to visit his family in Lexington, MA, recent Providence College graduate Chaz Ludwig discovered he had nothing to talk about aside from his cool new neighborhood.

“Living in Southie is sick,” Ludwig commented while scouring OpenTable for a brunch reservation at Lincoln Tavern. “I moved in with all my boys like Smitty, McNally, and Cheeze, and we absolutely tear it up on weekends. Shit is like a movie and no cap, I’m Donnie Wahlberg.”

When asked about his new finance job on State Street, Ludwig stared blankly at his mother without answering her original question. He began to discuss his post thanksgiving weekend plans instead.

“The line at Capo is gonna be nuts Mom. That’s what we need to be talking about.”

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